|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|
How we fight tall people
Vine by Rudy Mancuso
I can’t stop watching it its like poetry
he never said ‘no’
Cobra Bubbles. SHIELD Agent. The end.
I don’t picture Cobra Bubbles being just any SHIELD Agent. I picture him being Nick Fury before he lost his eye and before he became Director. Cobra Bubbles was his code name while undercover.
Nick Fury’s code name would absolutely be Cobra Bubbles. No one will convince me otherwise.
Let’s not forget the scene where one of his sunglass lenses pops out.
Submitted to me by tumblrinne!